I really, really, love you.
I know that a lot of people don’t care much for you. And that saddens me; it really does. They just don’t understand how special you are.
You’re white, beautiful, and delightfully fluffy. Don’t you ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
I also really appreciate that you caused my 8 a.m. class to be canceled today. Because of that, I am currently sipping hot chocolate in a near empty library, rather than listening to a lecture. That was really nice of you. And I already know that you’re going to cause the dining hall to be almost vacant, and for work today to be slow — since everyone will be at home, watching Disney movies, and trying to keep warm.
I am forever indebted to you.
p.s. I kind of love cold weather (especially when it’s snowy) if you couldn’t already tell. I relate to Elsa from Disney’s Frozen at an almost spiritual level, in fact.